February 14, 2007

Punctuating Valentine's Day

On this snowy Valentine's Day, I thought some of you might enjoy a puzzle. Punctuate this!

dear John I want a man who knows what love is all about you are generous
kind thoughtful people who are not like you admit to being useless and
inferior you have ruined me for other men I yearn for you I have no feelings
whatsoever when we're apart I can be forever happy will you let me be yours
Gloria

Posted by sdelagrange at February 14, 2007 12:12 PM
Comments

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn. For you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria

FACE!!! :P

Posted by: Zak Grimm at February 14, 2007 02:15 PM

Dear! John-Iwanta-Man! Who knows? What? Love is all about you. Are generous
kind thoughtful people who are not like you? Admit to being. Useless and
inferior, you have ruined me for other men. I yearn. For you I have no feelings
whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy. Will you? Let me be. yours,
Gloria

Posted by: squigtones at February 14, 2007 05:35 PM

Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful; people who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men, I yearn for you! I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy, will you let me be yours?
Gloria.

Dear Gloria,
You need to stay away from John. It is in your best interest.
His wife.

Just thought I would twist this a bit.

Posted by: Angela at February 14, 2007 06:43 PM

Dear, John; I want a man. Who knows what love is? All about you are generous,
kind, thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn. For you I have no feelings
whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever. Happy Will, you let me be yours.
Gloria

Posted by: sting at February 14, 2007 08:31 PM

Dear John I.,

Want a man who knows what love is all about? You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men! I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy. Will you let me be yours?

"Gloria"

Posted by: HH at February 15, 2007 05:47 PM